The Rome he’s dating notices when they stop at a convenience store for snacks and one of the employees chooses to shadow Damien as he browses the shelves. The Rome he’s dating returns from the cold section with an arm full of drinks and says, “Afternoon, sir. I know my boyfriend looks like a real suspicious character in his floral shirt and velvet scrunchie, but he’s got an Amex black card in his wallet and a Land Rover parked outside—a gift from his loving parents. I have six dollars and a borrowed bike. My parents are both in prison. So if you’re going to follow someone around your fine
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