“Who else? Would you want to be fucked by a bull?” I gestured at the bearded statue of Zeus. “Turned into a monster?” I continued at Poseidon. “Or how about mutilated by one god who wants to slight another and you’re merely convenient fodder?” I added with a flourish at Ares because no matter how much prowess he might have in the bedchamber as one of few gods deemed worthy by Aphrodite, he was still the god of war. One would be better off with the trickster Hermes, who was least less bloodthirsty. “Best case would be courtship by a troll,” I finished with a sneer at Hephaestus. “I don’t know
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