“Will you at least put something else on TV for me first? Something that won’t question my endurance.” He scowls at the screen’s Are you still watching? prompt. “Fine,” Gretchen says, switching over to regular live television to ensure it’ll continue playing all night. It’s mostly infomercials this late on basic cable, but eventually, Everett brings a stop to their channel-hopping with a shrieked, “Oh, oh! That’s what I want! The Golden Girls! I love The Golden Girls!”
