Hate Mail

by Donna Marchetti

Dear Luca, This must be the tenth time you’ve said that you’re not going to write to me again so I don’t really think I believe you. But just in case I don’t hear from you again, I want you to know that if anyone ever did those things to me, it would be because he’s a shitty person and he doesn’t deserve me. Not the other way around. And if I saw someone treating one of my friends like that, I would kick him in the balls. Love, Naomi

Joel Pichler

Joel?????? The security guard Joel??????

“I’m not sure that’s what I want.” “Maybe he’ll be into it. Maybe you can have a threesome with them.”

Exactly!

“Do you really think you’re the only one who’s hurting over this? I fell in love with you, and I lost you.”