Hate Mail

by Donna Marchetti

Also, you probably shouldn’t lay out on the beach, because someone might mistake you for a whale.

Comedic gold right here

But just in case I don’t hear from you again, I want you to know that if anyone ever did those things to me, it would be because he’s a shitty person and he doesn’t deserve me. Not the other way around.

It won’t be just one date.

“I know how badly she wanted to be here. It’s all she talked about today. If it’s any comfort, her last words were about how much she loved you, and how she was looking forward to seeing you walk the line after her nap.”

A feeling some people understand too well. This book...

“You’re right. He doesn’t. Taking you out to breakfast and then making out with you is a huge red flag. He should have tried harder to get your pants off.”

Anne is me as a friend

I refuse to agree to disagree. In fact, I plan to argue with you about this

Lmao mood

tell me you’re trying to compare their beaches too.” His tone doesn’t sound quite as teasing as I expect. I can’t quite put my finger on it. He almost seems annoyed. I

I knew for sure at this moment

me. I wonder if I’ve made as big an impact on your life as you have on mine.

I know that no words will ever be enough for you to forgive me for walking out on you when you were a kid. In many ways, I was still just a kid myself,

Much love, Joel Pichler

JOEL!????????

I don’t want her to miss out on the things that she enjoys just because of me.