“I don’t think there’s anything you could do to scare me off, Naomi.” “What if I just started peeing? Right here. Standing up. Through my shorts.” “I would assume you got stung by a jellyfish and I just didn’t notice.” “What if I told you that I was a robot?” “Then I would say whoever built you did an excellent job.” I can hear his hand scraping the sand as he writes our names in it. “What if I told you that I hate kids?” “Then I hate them too.” “And if I told you that I want a baby right now?” “I would say ‘let’s start trying’ but if you’re a robot, then we might have to adopt.”
