HOW TO BECOME A STALKER
1. Save up all the letters they’ve sent you the past years
2. go through all the address
3. search them up on PeopleFinder and social media and anything you can find and hope their not one of the 98 year olds in a retirement home playing bingo
4. Then if none of that works go to their last known address and shout their name till they respond
cause that’s how it works
