I watch him for a moment, wondering what the catch is. This man can’t possibly be this perfect. Fosters kittens, heals sick dolphins, and has a body built like a Greek god? He has to be married, or maybe he has a crazy ex-wife. Or maybe he lost his penis in a terrible accident as a child. Maybe a whale at SeaWorld jumped out of the water and bit it off. But that wouldn’t make sense with his current career choice. Unless he chose this path as a twisted long-term plan to get revenge on the whales.
