Hate Mail

by Donna Marchetti

Dear Naomi, I hope you get struck by lightning and die in the middle of your next weather report. Wouldn’t that be ironic? —L

THIS IS SOOOO HILARIOUS LIKE PLEASEEEEE

I’m happy to hear that there are tornadoes in Oklahoma. If we’re lucky, a tornado will destroy your house and keep your parents from breeding more of your kind. Love,

WTF THIS KID IS CRAZY