Hate Mail

by Donna Marchetti

blind woman at the nursing home accidentally fondles you because she thinks you’re her husband. You’re lucky that her husband also has a tiny dick, so she doesn’t even notice the difference.

Grandma Naomi had an enemy who wrote awful letters to her for decades. But why did she keep all these letters? Perhaps she was afraid that one day this person would track her

down and poison her. The grandkids would then take the letters to the police station and have an investigation launched on what was once believed to be a death of natural causes. My body would be exhumed and a new autopsy would be performed.