You would think dealing with this would be my job. But no, my job is 1) prevent the workers from stealing corporation property, everything from the tools to the disposable napkins in the messhall, 2) prevent the workers from injuring/killing corporation management, no matter how tempting the prospect might be (and it was really tempting, trust me on that), and 3) prevent the workers from injuring each other in ways that might diminish productivity.
