Audited by the Anubis (Monstrous Meet Cutes #1)
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“Ladies are allowed pleasure. I was raised that all women are ladies, and not in the way that puts societal restrictions on the term. Rather, one where men show women respect—you are the backbone of society and that position demands everyone’s highest regard.”
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Cripes, you pseudo-piss your pants one time, and suddenly, you can’t take of yourself.
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You don't control another adult's actions, and you clearly have disassociated yourself with them—so why should you be taking the responsibility of what they say or do?”
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“I’ll make you come again, even harder.” Shit, why didn’t he lead with that?
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They say nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I’ll be damned if the two didn’t bring me my happily ever after.
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“Happy Thanksgiving, son!” my mother crows like it's a holiday she’s celebrated her entire life.