Really Very Crunchy: A Beginner's Guide to Removing Toxins from Your Life without Adding Them to Your Personality

by Emily Morrow

Crunchy is a spectrum. It’s not a level or award you achieve. You don’t get a fancy pink Cadillac once you’ve gained a certain number of crunchy points (a Cadillac wouldn’t be crunchy, anyway. It would need to be a Subaru or, better yet, a bicycle).