Her smile deepens, making the dimple appear. “Thanks. Now, how about you tell me why everyone’s acting like we’re heading into arctic hell to get our asses handed to us.” “Because we are heading into arctic hell, probably to get our asses handed to us.” Saint Paul, Minnesota, has a hell of a cold front tearing through it for early April, and the Wild aren’t playing around this year. There’s a fair chance we’ll lose.