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Dionysus felt his body tense at the mention of Ariadne. “She’s a woman, not a girl. What about her?”
“If I am such a burden, then let me go,” she said. “I never said you were a burden.”
Hades brushed his thumb along her cheek, and her eyes fluttered closed, as if his touch brought her a sense of comfort. The thought made his heart beat erratically. There was power in how she made him feel, and she was the only one who had ever possessed it.
Sorry. That word burrowed beneath Hades’s skin, calling to the darkness that lived just beneath the surface. It made him feel… “Violent,” Persephone said,
“See you soon, Daddy Death!” He vanished, and when he was gone, Hades looked at Thanatos, who asked in a very serious tone, “Which one of us do you think he was calling Daddy Death?”
“While it is true you annoy the ever living fuck out of me,” Hades said, “and I could murder you for the bargain you struck with Persephone…I would miss this.” “Miss what?” Apollo asked, confused. “This,” Hades said, waving a hand at the whole of Apollo, “pathetic…” “Pathetic?” “…pitiable…” “Pitiable?” “…miserable…” “Miserable?” “…thing you have going on. It really exudes God of Light.” “Fuck you,” Apollo said.
“I never thought I’d thank the Fates for anything they gave me, but you—you were worth all of it.” “All of what?” “The suffering.”
“Fuck me,” he said. “Totally would,” said Hermes, appearing in a flourish of cloudy magic.
“Do I have to have a reason to visit my best friend?” “I thought I was your best friend,” Hades said dryly. “Listen, there’s plenty of me to go around,” Hermes said. “You don’t have to fight.”
The smoke began to dissipate, and Hades came face-to-face with Hermes, who wore a bedazzled, light-blue leotard with the center cut out, exposing part of his chest and stomach. Perhaps the worst part was how it stuck to his privates, outlining his balls and semihard dick. “Why are you like this?” Hades asked. “What?” Hermes asked, looking down at his outfit. “You don’t like it?”
The Fates agreed to grant Semele divinity, but in exchange, Hades had to give up his ability to have children. He hadn’t even had to think about the trade then. It was the easiest decision he had ever made. He had no great love, only lovers. This, he thought, was a true blessing. But the Fates had known better. He should have known better.
Poseidon leaned forward, his elbows on his knees, hands clasped. “Tell me you knew. They say she can turn men to stone, but only after her head is separated from her body.” He paused and offered a horrible smirk. “Just like a woman, isn’t it?” he continued. “To be useful only after she’s dead.”
“We play by my rules,” Persephone said. Hades raised a brow as he sat across from her at the table in their bedroom. “Your rules? How do they differ from the established rules?” “There are no established rules,” she explained. “That’s what makes this game so fun.” This sounded like his worst nightmare.
“Black is not your color.” Hermes arched a brow. “Since when did you become the fashion police?” “I had a…decent teacher,” Hades replied. “Decent?” Hermes scoffed, but whatever he was going to say next was cut off by a knock at the door.
But you—you did not beg for life. You were not even desperate for it. You were at peace.” “Because I was thinking about you,” she seethed, and Hades went cold. “I wasn’t thinking about life or death or anything but how much I loved you, and I wanted to say it, but I couldn’t…”
“An old man pulled us from the sea and led me to this cottage. In exchange, I agreed to kill a cyclops.” He was pretty sure the old man was a god, but who exactly he did not know. Ariadne’s eyes widened. “Why?” He answered honestly. “Because I was willing to do anything to keep you alive.”
This was more than he’d ever imagined. A sudden, sharp bleating tore them apart. Dionysus wasn’t sure what it was about the sound, but it had sent his heart into a complete panic, and when he looked up from Ariadne, he saw a sheep at the entrance of the cave, its narrow pupils unnervingly focused on them. Ariadne giggled. “Go away,” Dionysus said, throwing a small pebble in its direction. The sheep offered another wavering cry.
“I knew this day would come. You will be mine. Forever.” “But the Fates—” “Have unraveled your destiny.” Hades’s stomach twisted. It was one of his greatest fears too.
“I thought interrupting now was probably better than a few minutes ago,” Hermes explained. “You were watching?” Persephone asked, cringing noticeably. “To be fair,” said Hermes, “you were having sex in the middle of the Underworld.”
“Marry me.” She gave a breathless laugh. “I already said yes.” “You have, so marry me. Tonight.” She just stared, so he explained, “I do not trust Zeus or Poseidon or Hera, but I trust us. Marry me tonight, and they cannot take it away.”
Hermes leaned forward and half whispered, half yelled, “Don’t lock your knees, or you’ll pass out.” “I’m not locking my knees,” Hades whispered back, though he wasn’t sure why. “Why would you tell me that?” “I’m not saying you are. I’m saying don’t.” Well, now he was worried. What if he passed out? He practiced bending his knees just to make sure he knew the difference between bent and locked knees. “You look like an idiot,” said Hermes.
“You are thinking Zeus will try to separate us?” “Yes,” he said, tipping her head back farther. “But you are mine and I intend to keep you forever.”
Hades started to move, to fight his brother, but then he noticed something strange about Persephone. The magic did not seem to be harming her anymore. Her body no longer shook beneath Zeus’s power. It glowed with it. She was harnessing it. Oh, fuck. She sent the bolt back to Zeus, and the God of the Skies fell to the earth.