“Fuck me,” he said. “Totally would,” said Hermes, appearing in a flourish of cloudy magic. Hades let his hands drop and tilted his head. “Why the fanfare?” he said. “You aren’t in public.” “I wanted to surprise Persephone,” Hermes said. “I don’t think she’s witnessed my…effervescence.” Hades raised a brow, and Hermes looked around. “Where is Persephone anyway?” “Your brother just took her,” Hades said. “Perhaps you should go get her back.” “Uh, no,” Hermes said. “I had to do a lot of atoning when I stole his cattle. Do you think I want to do it again after stealing Persephone?” “Did you just
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