“You know if you really wanted to find this creature, you could ask Artemis,” Hermes suggested. Hades bristled at her name, despite the fact that what he said was true. There was no greater huntress than the Goddess of the Hunt, but Artemis was not the type to help anyone, save those who worshipped her. If given knowledge of the ophiotaurus, she would likely slay it and burn the entrails herself. “I’d rather have my dick bitten off,” said Hades. “Try having it gummed.” Hades and Thanatos gave Hermes a horrified look. “I told you not everyone has teeth,” Hermes said with a shrug. Hades made a
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