The Backyard Bird Chronicles

by Amy Tan

Unfortunately, the squirrels love the suet, too. I tried all kinds of methods to keep them out. I bought cage feeders with small openings. The squirrels either chewed through the plastic bits or jumped on the feeders to set them swinging, scattering seeds out of the ports. Cone baffles kept them from climbing poles, but the squirrels would leap onto feeders six feet from tree branches, the fence, or a railing. They’re like Olympic gymnasts with grappling hooks for feet and an ingenious criminal mind. But now I’ve finally found the solution. Hot Pepper Suet, also from Wild Birds Unlimited. I accidentally touched my eye after handling the stuff and thought I was going to be forever blind. Inferno-strength stuff. And here’s the proof: The squirrels no longer raid the feeders. They don’t even bother to come by for a sentimental look-see. The birds, on the other hand, aren’t bothered by the hot pepper at all. I was told that birds have no taste buds. I later read that birds can indeed smell and taste, but not enough to be bothered by spicy food. Who knows, maybe they find the chili-infused suet tastes better than the brand with lower-quality insect heads. Review of Amy’s Bistro: Sichuan offerings. Highly recommend.