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In your fight with Van Buren, I’d strongly recommend guarding your genitals, as he will likely fight dirty. That said, he never played sports, never hunted, never served in the military, and never did anything that didn’t directly contribute to his fancy, party-throwing lifestyle, so you’ve likely got an advantage over him in the general fitness department. Blacken his eyes, head-butt him, and sock him in the kidneys a few times—and look out for that left hook.
How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country
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