“Why do you look like me?” I finally break down and ask. From the passenger seat of the Denali, he keeps the binoculars to his face and sucks on a lolly. “Because you haven’t taken my bait yet, so this is my way of testing my theory.” “What theory?” “That you’re egotistical and want to fuck yourself.” He drops the binoculars to his lap. “Is it working? You wanna fuck mini-you?”

