“I would like to see your most protected specimens. I am most specifically interested in a specimen I believe you have only recently brought out from your vaults.” The assistant director sweeps his left hand through his hair and releases a blizzard of dandruff. “Sergeant Major, the minerals you’ve seen have aided discoveries in electrochemistry, in the fundamental laws of mathematical crystallography. The role of a national museum is to operate above the whims and fashions of collectors, to safeguard for future generations the—” Von Rumpel smiles. “I will wait.” “You misunderstand us,
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