Mitch, who likes to name holsters after their designers – a good thing – dubbed it the Ayoob Rear Guard. This was fine until I realized the initials would spell ARG, which when uttered in one syllable sounds like “Arrgghh!” I was just glad I hadn’t called it Super Holster Inside Trousers. After 9/11, Mitch re-named the holster the American Rear Guard.

