“Sorry. I’m a whore for nice arms.” He tilts his head. “You’re a what…for what?” “You know, arm porn.” I reach out and squeeze his bicep. “You have really nice arms.” “Oh.” He averts his eyes to the floor like he hasn’t heard that a thousand times over. “Thanks.”
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