P.S. You're Intolerable (The Harder They Fall, #3)

by Julia Wolf

“Give or take? Why isn’t it more precise? Surely medicine is advanced enough to give you an exact date.”

Yup the guy is a cyborg

To: catherinewarner@levydevelopment.com From: elliotlevy@levydevelopment.com Catherine, Congratulations on the arrival of your daughter, Josephine. I was told by Raymond and Davida you were goddess-like when bringing her into the world, which I don’t doubt. I’m also not surprised you managed to give birth in an efficient amount of time. Ten hours of labor should be applauded. Not too long or too short. Good going. I’ve seen pictures of Josephine, and she’s as lovely as expected. Good going on that too. Please let me know if you need anything, and I’ll be happy to provide it. Yours, Elliot

Yup im blushing and giggling and crying

To: catherinewarner@levydevelopment.com From: elliotlevy@levydevelopment.com Catherine, The album was entirely made up of “the emergence.” Is that not good? Don’t panic. I’m kidding. There were no shots below the waist, though there were plenty of you. I looked at those with only one eye, though, and barely saw them. Don’t worry. I was surprised by your quick reply (but should I have been? You are known for your efficiency). I hope you’re resting up and they’re taking care of you and Josephine. Just so you understand how vital you are to me as my assistant, I’m running ten minutes late for a meeting because I chose to write you an email instead of getting in the car waiting for me downstairs. You never would have let that happen. By the way, you forgot to let me know if there’s anything you need. Yours, Elliot

Ooooof oh god im so obsessed with this man already?! What is happening to me?! Im not made for grumply men but im here

My little prim and pressed Catherine Warner was an undercover firecracker. I’d always known it, but seeing the undeniable proof was wholly gratifying.

Ive been cackling and wheezing since the last couple of pages

“She seemed bored, so I took her out back to see the birds.” He patted her round middle. “If I measure her enjoyment by the amount of drool that dripped on my arm, she liked it very much.” A slightly hysterical laugh bubbled out of me. This was all so surreal. “My daughter drooled on you?” “She did.” “You don’t seem mad.” He lifted a shoulder. “I’m not a monster, Catherine. I knew the risks of holding a baby and picked her up anyway.” He jiggled her softly, and she settled even more in his arms.

Uh i think my ovaries just exploded

Babies weren’t my thing. I’d never paid attention to them before now. But this one struck me as exceptionally pretty and sweet.

Oh god Elliot shut that sweet mouth of yours ffs

P.S. Tell Josephine good morning for me.

Ugh the man will be the death of me

My current plan is keeping her in my bottom drawer.” His brow winged. “No. That’ll never work.” My shoulders slumped. “Yeah, I know. I—” “Your bottom drawer is far too narrow. The rate she eats, she’ll outgrow it within a month.” I stared at him, blinking. To my utter surprise, he cocked a small grin. He was teasing me. Elliot Levy was teasing me. What in the freaking world? “Damn. Since the drawer’s out, I’ll have to come up with a Plan B,” I played along. “Maybe one of your drawers will do.”

God i need him pls ive been a good girl i swear (WTF KANAK THAT WAS SOOOOOOO CRINGE EWWWWUGH)

“I’ll let you know if there’s anything you can do,” I replied. “Thank you.” “Of course.” He tipped his chin at my plate. “Eat up. Your daughter is trying to find milk on my shoulder, and I suspect she will soon run out of patience when she discovers the well is dry.”

BAJAGAHAAHHA

A flush rose from her chest, traveling to the apples of her cheeks. She’d been blushing like that for me from the beginning. The smallest compliment, and her blood heated.

shes only a woman and a lonely one at that

I directed Sam to a seat then met Elliot on the other side of the room, where he was jiggling and swaying with my daughter. “I changed her, so she’s extra mad,” he told me.

God i need a man like him or him works too

Anything less than the best wasn’t acceptable for Josephine.

Son of a effing b

“Can I hug you?” I asked. “If you feel like you have to.” He opened his arms wide. “Make it quick.”

Bahahaha awwwww

There was a wall covered in crisp white shelves with rows of books on each of them. It wasn’t full, so I imagined which books I’d want to add if it were mine. Lots of romance. I was addicted to happy endings. And hot sex. Had to have that too. Was it really a happy ending without that?

BAHAhaha were all the same arent we

The attention, though…that was nice.” Another nod, then he pushed to his feet and offered me a hand. I slipped mine in his, and he pulled me up faster than I expected, sending me colliding into his chest. Instead of moving back or steadying me, he wrapped me in an embrace. “Hug,” he softly demanded. “Okay.” I circled my arms around him, my stress from the last twenty-four hours slipping as his heart thumped under my cheek. And then, there was a light pressure on the top of my head that disappeared as quickly as it had come. I must have been mistaken, but I swore it felt like Elliot had kissed my head. Which would have been crazy because he wouldn’t. This hug was sweet and kind. Despite his marble-like facade, time and time again, he’d shown me he was capable of it.

OG GOD IM CRYING AND CRYING AND CRYING BUT THERES NO END

“Are we friends now?” I laughed at her bluntness, not her question. I didn’t know what we were, but I couldn’t say we were friends. “We’re more than that.” She nodded, blinking rapidly in confusion. “How did that happen?”

Fireworks keep exploding and exploding like its fourth of july

He tapped my lips. “I’m not going to fuck you. I want you to lie down and let me make you come as many times as it takes to switch off your whirling dervish mind. Can you do that for me, sweetheart? Can you be a good girl for me and let me lick you?”

Sometimes i cant believe i read this shi but here we are

“Catherine. Her name is Catherine…Kit. Being my assistant is the least important thing she is to me, and I barely functioned when she was on maternity leave.” I brought her knuckles up to my mouth and pressed my lips along them.

My ovaries exploded for the second time

“A shot. Miles was shot.” The world turned to chaos.

SHIT SHIT SHIIIT NOOOOOO I JUST STARTED LOVING HIM FFS

“Catherine Warner, my sweetheart, my love, I will love you with every single breath in this life, and when I go back to the earth with you, I will love you in every flower that blooms, every seed that brings fruit, each gust of wind, drop of rain, and snowflake that falls. Always, Catherine. Always.”

Oh god the man has a way with his words