“Do you know what schizophrenia is, Kindly Dad?” “I believe I’ve got a pretty good idea, Jackie,” Kindly Dad said, “Well, Kindly Dad, it’s the most mysterious malady in all medicine, that’s what it is. And it shows up in one out of every six people, which is a lot of people.” “Yes, that certainly is,” Kindly Dad said. “At one time,” Jack said, as he watched the machinery moving, “I had what they call situational polymorphous schizophrenia simplex. And, Kindly Dad, it was rough.” “I just bet it was,” Kindly Dad said.