The New Girl (Downside, #3)

by S.L. Grey

‘I love television, miss. You sound like television.’ She drops her voice, puts on an American accent. ‘Motherfucka, I’m a gonna shoot a cap in ya ass.’ And then she laughs – it’s a shrill sound, but it makes Tara smile all the same.

We have Jane, whose organisational role is to acquire project-specific knowledge and liaise with local halfpints, and of course, Danish, our tame brown.