The Xenophobe's Guide to the Germans (Xenophobe's Guides Book 15)
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Inside every German there is a touch of the wild-haired Beethoven striding through forests and weeping over a mountain sunset, grappling against impossible odds to express the inexpressible.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Germans do not know everything, they just know everything better.
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No matter how early you struggle to get to the beach, the Germans will be there before you.
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The Germans only really come into their own after retirement, at which point they discover within themselves reserves of conservatism and a passion for Ordnung they had never dreamed of in their crazy youth. “To
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The Germans believe in the firm handshake which, done properly, should dislocate at least half a dozen of the smaller bones.
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Kummerspeck – Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.