Dreadful

by Caitlin Rozakis

It seemed terribly inconvenient that the brain’s reaction to being placed in mortal jeopardy was to become much stupider.

It occurred to him that a spell to make one’s enemies into idiots via the power of breasts might be immensely helpful.

“But we don’t choose what life we get, we just do our best to make the most of it.”

“You need to understand—if a woman gets even a hint of power, the first thing everyone assumes is that she’s slept her way to it.”