If it’s prison we’re in, we righteous helpers, what are we charged with? Breaking and entering with the intention of doing good? Felonious assumption of personal responsibility? Selling water by the river? And what is our defense? Early conditioning? “They made me read Helper Rabbit every night until I was eight, Your Honor. In my house, the cry ‘Help!’ was an order, not a plea.” Or later training? “I offer as Exhibit A, Your Honor, this diploma”:
