The Kings of Cool
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Liberals, Chon will opine when he’s on a rant—and he’s on one now— —are people who love their enemies more than their friends, prefer anyone else’s culture to their own, are guilty of success but unashamed of failure, despise profit and punish achievement. The men are dickless, sackless, self-castrated eunuchs cowed into shame of their own masculinity by joyless, anger-filled shrews consumed with bitter envy at the material possessions, not to mention multiple orgasms, of their conservative sisters—
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Narcotics are illegal, so we use them to execute people. For crimes.
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Billions on prisons, billions more trying to keep drugs from coming across the border while schools have to hold bake sales to buy books and paper and pencils, so I guess the idea is to keep our kids safe from drugs by making them as stupid as the politicians who perpetuate this insanity.
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The past isn’t the past. It’s always with us. In our history. Our minds, our blood.
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you get two chances at a family—the one you’re born into and the one you choose.