“You’re a parrot?” he said. “That’s it.” Rincewind stared at the thing on the perch. It had one eye that glittered like a ruby. Most of the rest of it was pink and purple skin, studded with the fag-ends of feathers, so that the net effect was of an oven-ready hairbrush. It jiggled arthritically on its perch and then slowly lost its balance, until it was hanging upside down. “I thought you were stuffed,” said Rincewind. “Up yours, wizard.”
