I’d been reading this article about how nine out of ten Jag owners don’t lock the boot of their car. So I thought, I wonder if that’s true . . . Tried his boot and, lo and behold, it was unlocked. When I looked inside it was full of stolen car radios; you could tell they were stolen by the way the wires were dangling off from where they’d been ripped out. Me and Terry were looking at each other, thinking, Fuck, Martin’s got a boot full of stolen car radios. And then, Wonder if he’d miss a couple . . .
