So when we were in the dressing room before the show, and Twinny winked at us before saying to her, “Show us your tits, love,” I don’t know why we were surprised when she went, “Here y’go, la,” lifted up her top, and showed us them in all their glory. We went bright red and stayed bright red when she didn’t put them away. Just waited until we were at maximum discomfort, our faces burning so hot you could fry eggs on them and silently plotting revenge on Twinny and his big mouth, until at last she put us out of our misery, saying, “That taught you a lesson, lads?” “Yes,” we mumbled like naughty
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