“Years ago,” he continued, “I went into my laboratory and said, ‘Dear Mr. Creator, please tell me what the universe was made for?’ “The great Creator answered, ‘You want to know too much for that little mind of yours. Ask for something more your size.’ “Then I asked, ‘Dear Mr. Creator, tell me what man was made for.’ Again the great Creator replied, ‘Little man, you still are asking too much. Cut down the extent of your request and improve the intent.’ “So then I asked, ‘Please Mr. Creator, will you tell me why the peanut was made?’ “‘That’s better, but even then it’s infinite. What do you
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