The Princess Bride

by William Goldman

“Hello,” he said. “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

you miserable vomitous mass,

But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.

Fezzik closed his eyes then, thinking only this: thank God I was a giant after all …