If men can’t figure out what kind of future they want, there are plenty of people who are ready to determine what kind of future they’ll get. They’ll get a decorated cage. They’ll get a Fleshlight®, a laptop, a gaming console, a cubicle and a prescription drip. They’ll get some exciting new gadgets. They’ll get something that feels a little bit like being a man. Women will continue to mock them, and they’ll deserve it.
