Not Another Vampire Book (Not Another Vampire #1)

by Cassandra Gannon

Spending her existence in a romance novel was just flat-out, not going to work for her. Especially when she wasn’t the heroine and it had a really suck-y plot.

The guy was like watching paint admire itself in the mirror as it dried.

Why are you different than the Damien in chapter eight?” “Because I’m not a character in a book. Or are you searching for a reason besides that?”

The ball had a full buffet. It was the first bright spot in her day. Calories didn’t count when you were depressed and angry and about to get your heart broken by a sorcerer. She polished off several thousand of them.

To’kel’s face went red with rage. “You’re a pussy-whipped traitor!”