Not Another Vampire Book (Not Another Vampire #1)

by Cassandra Gannon

The guy was like watching paint admire itself in the mirror as it dried.

“You’re threatening me with my own prisoner? You’re holding my hostage hostage in order to keep me as your hostage?”

“Well, I’d hate to repeat a joke. I’ll just have to keep you under my nefarious control in some other hilarious way.”