Not Another Vampire Book (Not Another Vampire #1)

by Cassandra Gannon

Vampires had their own island? Kara had the sudden image of Count Chocula dressed in a cape and Bermuda shorts, sitting on a beach somewhere.

When she got back to reality, Kara was going to track Tanya St. Clair down and punch her. Did the woman even own a computer? Was she allergic to Google image search?

Because, –sure– everybody left unattended torches burning 24/7 in their dungeon. How else could you find your secret exits?

It will be a pleasure to watch you wreak havoc amongst the Vampires. Bloodlust brings out the sparkle in your eyes.”