Not Another Vampire Book (Not Another Vampire #1)

by Cassandra Gannon

“Do you really think I would leave you alone here with a child to raise?” “Yeah.” Absolutely she did.

“That is not true.” It was a snarl. The most animalistic voice she’d ever heard him use. “Your life means more to me than anything. You mean more to me than anything. I care for nothing in the universe as I care for…” Ebony eyes suddenly cut back to her, looking bemused. “You.” “Right.”

From the pocket of his plaid vest he somehow pulled out an Uzi and aimed it at her. An Uzi. In 1892. Tanya, you bitch.

“I just…” Kara looked frazzled, her words coming out too fast. “It’s going to sound crazy, but I met this old woman, okay? Slade’s grandmother, who’s really a cat. And a fortuneteller. And an alien.” Damien sighed. “This really is a terrible book.”

“Right. Well, just don’t ever write anything else, Tanya.” Kara implored. “Ever.