In the Tall Grass

by Joe Hill

(at that point unpregnant, if not necessarily a virgin)

Okay no need

Of course they didn’t do everything together, because Cal sure as hell wasn’t responsible for the bun in his sister’s oven.

No one was thinking that

“Have you seen my dad?” Cal thought: A new player. Terrific. Maybe William Shatner’s in here, too. Also Mike Huckabee . . . Kim Kardashian . . . the guy who plays Opie on Sons of Anarchy and the entire cast of The Walking Dead.

He wished he hadn’t thought of The Walking Dead.

Pain knifed her, went in and out, like a lover.

Again ew