Mysteries According to Humphrey

by Betty G. Birney

The twins looked so much alike, I was piewhacked when I tried to tell them apart.

The rules of soccer can be very piewhacking if you’ve never seen a game before.

“The note says, ‘Dear class, I miss you all and I miss Longfellow School. I miss being home, too. But the good news is that they say I’ll be up on my feet and dancing before long! It’s funny to think that this all came about because of Humphrey. Please listen to Mr. E. and make me proud of you. Your teacher, Mrs. Brisbane.’”