Unfinished Business: On and Off the Court with the 1990-91 Boston Celtics

by Jack McCallum

“Kevin is the best in the world at what he does,” said Bird, not long after McHale passed the 15,000-point milestone. “Turnaround jumpers, shooting on a double-team, blocking shots. If Kevin wanted to, he could be the top defender in the league, too. The things he can’t do are dribble the basketball, fall on the floor to get the ball, and not bitch at the officials.” He laughed. “But to me he’s been most valuable because he’s the ultimate bailout. No matter how much trouble I’ll be in, I know I can always throw the ball to Kevin, and he’ll be able to get the basket and take the pressure off.”

“What are you doing?” Ford asked McHale as the coach prepared to convene the pregame meeting. “I’m brushing my teeth, Doc,” said McHale. “What’s it look like?” “We’ve got a game, you know,” said Ford. “Well, ten years from now nobody will know who won this game,” said McHale, “but I’ll know if I have cavities.”

“How would you rate Robert?” a reporter asked McHale, hoping to get a hint on whether or not the Chief would play. “Hmm,” said McHale. “Sandals, shorts, matching tank top. I’d rate him very highly. I have no idea if he’ll play, though.”