Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

by Cory O'Brien

Loki (the god of being a needless prick all the time)

you should not assume that everybody you meet is a shape-shifter. It is almost as dangerous as not assuming everyone you meet is a shape-shifter.

DEATH CANNOT CLIMB TREES. I guess this explains why squirrels are immortal?

And then he runs off and everyone is like “Wow. Who put that dude in charge of the universe?” Which is a question I think has been asked many times about pretty much every god.