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Uranus suddenly decides he hates all of the kids and instead of like giving them up for adoption or something he just decides to try and STUFF THEM ALL BACK INTO HIS WIFE like “THESE ARE NOT THE BABIES I ORDERED I AM RETURNING THEM TO THE BABYSTORE.” Which I think demonstrates a really shocking lack of understanding of how babies are made.
instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
that if you are beautiful you should never drink water because it is too dangerous.
the problem is that the cow is not at all into chicks. Human chicks, I mean. It’s not a gay cow. Not that that would have been a problem. Some of my best friends are gay cows.
Did you think clouds were beautiful fluffy collections of water vapor? WRONG, ASSHOLE. BRAAAAINS.
Loki (the god of being a needless prick all the time)
So the moral of the story is if at first you don’t succeed try cross-dressing.
I’m gonna go cry now. I hope it doesn’t turn it into babies.
SEKHMET: THE ORIGINAL THUNDERCAT.
the best way to deal with a rampaging psychopath is to get them really, really drunk.
I don’t make the rules I just make the jizz. Let’s make this happen.”
just remember that both you and your honey are made out of the same dude so basically everybody is gay.
