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Not a scratch, I remembered Gabe saying. Oops.
Mr D rolled his eyes. ‘What do they say, these days, Grover? Do the children say, “Well, duh!”?’
‘You kids have money to pay for it?’
‘Laistry – I can’t even say that. What would you call them in English?’ She thought about it for a moment. ‘Canadians,’ she decided.
the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
‘You invented the internet?’ It was my idea, Martha said. Rats are delicious, George said.
I mean, I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil titan lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for career day.
Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that.
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter).
‘Let the world honour you, my huntress,’ Artemis said. ‘Live forever in the stars.’
There are parties, and then there are huge, major, blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice, go for the Olympian.
‘You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.’
‘We’ll have to work on your bunny phobia later,’
‘PUH PTEH BUN.’
If you’re heading downtown from Central Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster, but way more dangerous.
Another thing I learned: it’s one thing to climb a rope in gym class. It’s a completely different thing to climb a rope attached to a moving pig’s wing while you’re flying at a hundred miles an hour.
HORSEZ PWN or KRONOS SUX.
‘Erre es korakas, Blinky!’ Dionysus cursed. ‘I will have your soul!’
Olympus was saved.
‘Very well,’ Zeus said. ‘We will grant you a new, er, stick. The best stick that may be found.’
‘Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.’
