Unhinged

by Vera Valentine

As a door, I didn’t know when I fell in love with Tana, only that I most assuredly was.

Im already laughing so hard im crying

“I have no name but yours, Tana. I am your faithful guardian and protector, nothing more, nothing less. I am your door, and I love you.”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

I opened the wallet, where a driver’s license with my photo graced the front pocket, declaring me as Drys Locke, a 32 year old legal immigrant from Greece, along with a passport and a small copy of my theoretical Greek birth certificate.

OK THE SENTIENT DOOR DOES NOT NEED A DRIVERS LICENCE PLEASE