Unhinged

by Vera Valentine

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“True crime stuff is interesting but I don’t like living in it. Hopefully she just went on a - a road trip, or something.”

My Tana was in danger, and even as sturdy as I was, I’d never felt more helpless.

In the way you are with your shivering blue stick.”

Are you all freaky pressboard pervs?”

“It’s not that I think you’re gonna knock me up with little, uh, trapdoors, or something,

transom

You were a very good door, I hope you know that.” Something about being called a good door made my human legs feel weak and shaky.

“I know you can do it for me, Drys baby. I know you can fill that condom up and show me how much you missed me.

“So, Hera also said that you’ll turn back into a door every full moon, so we’ll need to repeat this when you transform so I can bring you back with my magic pussy.”