How many times do you think that porn scene has happened?” “Huh?” “You know, the pizza-guy one. Do you think that’s ever actually happened IRL? Like someone is all ‘I don’t have the cash to pay for this pizza’”—I pitched my voice to imitate an over-the-top porn actor—“and the guy is all ‘I know a way you can pay for it’”—this time I lowered my voice and tried to add a little growl to it—“and they fuck?”
