“Not everything is a ‘how I met your father’ scenario.” “It should be. We need more epic romance in the world. Everything is all hookup apps and situationships. Where’s the magic? What happened to the fairytale experience the movies of my youth promised me?” He glanced between me and the back of Vlado’s head. “You two would look hot together. Can I watch?” “What?” Vlado and I spluttered.
